surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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(Source: surprisebitch)

thetallblacknerd:

If the only thing you can offer in a relationship is sex then you really have nothing to offer anyone. Like really, do you think you’re the only person who knows how to have sex? What makes you special ?

(Source: brkdrunken-fox)

itsmyrayeraye:

It be my birthday!!! TURN DOWN FOR WHHHAAAATTTTT??!!! 💁💃💃💃 (at I WAS BORN)

clevertits:

diamondmanaphy:

trebled-negrita-princess:

tatianamacintosh:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

spaceboy02111:

unshaped:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

so amazing

An american treasure

Beautiful

Muhahahhaha

I will cherish this photoset FOREVER


ICONIC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! clevertits:

diamondmanaphy:

trebled-negrita-princess:

tatianamacintosh:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

spaceboy02111:

unshaped:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

so amazing

An american treasure

Beautiful

Muhahahhaha

I will cherish this photoset FOREVER


ICONIC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! clevertits:

diamondmanaphy:

trebled-negrita-princess:

tatianamacintosh:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

spaceboy02111:

unshaped:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

so amazing

An american treasure

Beautiful

Muhahahhaha

I will cherish this photoset FOREVER


ICONIC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

clevertits:

diamondmanaphy:

trebled-negrita-princess:

tatianamacintosh:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

spaceboy02111:

unshaped:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

so amazing

An american treasure

Beautiful

Muhahahhaha

I will cherish this photoset FOREVER

ICONIC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."
— (via kingrodney5)

(Source: sh-ocking)

ayoowhothat:

www.bigdej.tumblr.com

ayoowhothat.tumblr.com

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

kravemychocolatekurves:

onlylxxxve:

brownglucose:

kurlyken:

youngharlemnigga:

kanyeslilbrother:

jollypimp:

pauz

YO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM DYING

Lmaoooo

I remember first hearing this Biggie track and wondering why no one ever brings this shit up. Like ever. 

Lmao seriously…I know it’s bout how much he love her but he coulda said suck on ya mommas tits/clit or something.

OK.

😦😒

kravemychocolatekurves:

onlylxxxve:

thatdudeemu:

pettyguerrero:

euro-trotter:

seetheworldlikeido:

aspiringoldigger:

killb-a-r-b-i-e:

fuckthisblogshit:

eatpussylivehappy:

yup

How real niggas do it

Lawddd jesus

Need. Now.

Shit he wins.
Im not trying to compete

Y’all niggas can log the fuck out holy crap

I thought that was Jam just because of the hat. I ain’t even watch this shit.

It’s back aye Jam remember when everyone thought this was you?!?

I’m jealous af.

Hold that ass still!

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(Source: dreamshappenhere)

Anonymous Asked
Questionhow do you get those good grades and still party so much??? Answer

quantumcutie:

first i do my homework then I fuck yo bitch